"Yaphet, what'chu doin' out here?"
"Had to get some air. Jim Backus just bent my ear for an hour."
"Oh, that motherfucker's relentless. Good stories, but after a while--"
"Do I really give a fuck if Van Johnson tried to grab his dick while filming The Pied Piper of Hamelin?"
"He's nice, though."
"He's nice, Pam, but he keeps tryin' to get me to sign on for an episode of some shit called The New Adventures of Gilligan."
"What the fuck? They're finally gonna get some color on that island? Hey, might be good for little kids to see a Black man on--"
"Yeah, a cartoon Black."
"Well, you know those shows always soften the edges on Black charact--"
"No, no, I'd be an actual cartoon. It's animated."
"Oh."
"Yeah...."
"Hmm... So Van Johnson tried to grab his dick, huh?"
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