"Hey there! Aren't you just beautiful. Well, you're just a big ol' horse, ain't ya?"
"Why, yes."
"I absolutely love horses."
"Glad to hear it. I'm a huge fan."
"Well, aren't you just sweet as sugar!"
"I was actually foaled in the same part of Eastern Tennessee that you're from."
"No foolin?"
"Cocke County, right next to Sevier."
"I tell you what, neighbor, I'm gonna sing a song just for you. Is there one song you'd really like to hear?"
"Oh, wow. It's so hard to pick; I love so many.... Nine to Five... Jolene... I Will Always Love You--"
"I know! I'm gonna sing Coat of Many Colors!"
"Ugh."
"What now?"
"I... I said, thanks."
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