"Now, which one of you played Augustus Gloop...?"
"Zzzeriouzly? I'm varing fecking lederhosssen!"
"Sorry. Uh, Rusty, you played an Oompa Loompa--"
"The head Oompa Loompa."
"Right--the head Oompa Loompa."
"Why are you the only Oompa Loompa here today?"
"We live hard, baby girl. Lost a lot of players in this game over the years."
"And what have you been up to?"
"Playin' Jawas and shit. Did a nickel up in Chino. After that, I was a goblin in them Harry Potter films. Since then, just rippin' and runnin'. You know."
"Okay.... Mike Teevee, you were my favorite as a kid. What--"
"You don't wanna talk to Paris. Everything you want is right here, baby."
"Ugh, here we go again--"
"Don't piss me off, Denise."
"Give us a break, Rusty--"
"Shut the fuck up, Peter!"
"Rusty, I have to interview all of you."
"Fine. What'chu doing after this? Wanna grab a drink and see whass'up?"
"I don't. Rusty, you don't really sound British?"
"I'll treat you like the Queen, though."
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