"I tried to get Leonard on Hooker, but he said no."
"I said maybe, Bill."
"Leonard's maybes are other people's noes."
"We're here to plug the movie, Bill."
"Why did you mention plugs? Is that a crack on my hair? This is a weave, Leonard."
"Ha! No, Bill. Tell them about the sequel, Final Frontier."
"I directed. So I'll get the blame. But I want to remind you all about the writer's strike last year. The script was not where I wanted it--"
"Bill--"
"Not to mention that the budget was over twenty million less than the first film's--"
"Bill--"
"Just a minute, Leonard. Finally there's a lot of comedy in the film, but it's not played for laughs. It's social commentary--"
"Jesus, Bill, we all know the film sucks, but give it a chance..."
"I knew you hated it!"
"Hahaha! Gene! Majel! Listen to this. You've seen the Green Hornet TV show, right?"
"Can we finish the take first, Bill?"
"Hang on, Leonard, they'll love this..."
"Fine."
"So there's this Chinaman in a chauffeur's outfit--"
"Sorry, George."
"Leonard, what are you apologizing to Takei for? He's a Jap. I haven't even gotten to the funny part yet."
"It isn't that funny."
"Well, why don't you let me tell them, Leonard, and let them decide?"
"Fine."
"So this Chinaman is a martial arts genius. Hi-yah! And his black belt got arrested-- Where are you guys going? You're gonna miss the best part...."
"There is no best part."
"Damn it, Leonard! Let me tell it. Takei--where are you going...? Doohan...? DeForest, listen... This Chinaman's black belt got arrested. They arrested his black belt. Ask me what for..."
"Let it go, Bill."
"Let me finish, Leonard! It got arrested because it held up a pair of pants.... A pair of pants! Don'cha get it...?"
"Oh, they get it all right."
"Damn it, Leonard!"
