"Anyway, that's where I found this hat. Same place Joe bought that ukulele."
"It's a cuatro. Not a ukulele--"
"It's a ukulele, Joe."
"It's not a ukulele, Mick. It's a cuatro, from Venezuela."
"It's not Venezuelan--"
"It bloody well is Venezuelan. They use it in joropo, a sort of fandango music that originated in the plains, east of the Andes..."
"I know what the man in the shop told you, but it's a ukulele. It's tuned GCEA. A cuatro's got reentrant tuning."
"Never mind all that musical mumbo jumbo. I'll hit the last string... Hear that? It's a B..."
"That's an A, Joe."
"I tried to get Leonard on Hooker, but he said no."
"I said maybe, Bill."
"Leonard's maybes are other people's noes."
"We're here to plug the movie, Bill."
"Why did you mention plugs? Is that a crack on my hair? This is a weave, Leonard."
"Ha! No, Bill. Tell them about the sequel, Final Frontier."
"I directed. So I'll get the blame. But I want to remind you all about the writer's strike last year. The script was not where I wanted it--"
"Bill--"
"Not to mention that the budget was over twenty million less than the first film's--"
"Bill--"
"Just a minute, Leonard. Finally there's a lot of comedy in the film, but it's not played for laughs. It's social commentary--"
"Jesus, Bill, we all know the film sucks, but give it a chance..."
"I knew you hated it!"
"So you couldn't go to the Emmy Awards with me because you were bowling with Skippy from Family Ties...?"
"His name's Marc, and he's not a threat to you, Michael."
"You don't think I know that? I'm the King of Pop!"
"I know--"
"There is none higher!"
"I know, Michael."
"You must wanna get tickled?"
"Don't you fucking tickle me!"
"Who wants tickles...?"
"Do not tickle me!"
"Tickle time!"
"I'm... a... Haha! God... damn... Hahaha! Black... belt!"
