🎶 "Cabo Wabo!" 🎶
🎶 "Wango Tango!" 🎶
"That L.A. Weekly review was right! This is totally what it would sound like if Guy Fieri made music!"
"That can't be a bad thing, Sammy!"
"Oh, yeah! Keep playin' that sweet lick, Ted.... Here comes the Red Rocker..."
"Yeah! Freestyle it, Sammy!"
"Here we go... 🎶 Got some Cabo Wabo and I'm drinkin' it down.... 🎶 Throwin' back that agave and I'm hopin' I drown... 🎶 Yeah! That Cabo Wabo just quenches my--"
"Hang on, hang on.... Sammy, let's try one without any mention of Cabo Wabo...."
"How 'bout Beach Bar Rum?"
"No. We're not writing a commercial."
"I thought we wanted to sound commercial. If I wanted gritty realism, I'd have stayed in Chickenfoot."
"Look, I don't even drink. Try something else, okay?"
"Okay, hit it... 🎶 Got to Cabo San Lucas and I'm lookin' for a tasty dish now! 🎶 Try the Meatloaf Cupcake at the Red Rocker Bar & Grill now!"
"Stop! C'mon, Sam. That doesn't even rhyme."
"Now totally rhymes with now...."
"I am going to hunt you."
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