"Hi, I'm Steve McQueen, and I served in the Marine Corps from 1947 through 1950..."
"And I'm Jackie Gleason, 4-F."
"No matter if you've served honorably in the armed services..."
"Or were too portly to serve..."
"It's important to remember that blindly following morons doesn't make you a patriot."
"Especially if the President is A BUM!"
"And whether in-person or over mass media, there's no excuse for bullying."
"Especially if the President is A BLABBERMOUTH!"
"So remember--"
"A BLABBERMOUTH!"
"So--"
"BLABBERMOUTH!"
